In This Life It’s Yeet Or Be Yote
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milk is neat because its the only drink i can think of where you desperately want it cold and yet it would be unthinkable to put ice cubes in. a delicate limbo. a yuri of abscence. this post is nothing but you can look at it if youd like
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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
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environmental storytelling
the cumbrian cunt council will decide your fate
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Have y’all tried marrying people you like?
imagine opening the newspaper over your morning coffee and the first article is a piece by your wife about how much she fucking hates you
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I don’t respect christianity but they kinda popped off with cathedrals but ONLY for the purpose of having a cool backdrop for fighting horrible nightmare beasts
What if they have snails crawling down the outside?
Holy shit, this can’t stay in the tags!
Tumblr user perfectlyspreadbutthole is the funniest person alive
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Torture the haters to death
Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.
Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.
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hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures
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